Somdunrag is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest aardvark.

Somdunrag created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Somdunrag, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Somdunrag, she will curse you with boils.

Somdunrag's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Somdunrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Somdunrag's name in vain.

2. Never talk about monkeys.

3. Do not eat spinach.

4. Never think about nucleic acids.

5. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.