Lidmilmip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent butterfly.

Lidmilmip created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidmilmip, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Lidmilmip, he will turn you into a duck.

Lidmilmip's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Lidmilmip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine otters approach from the west.

2. Lidmilmip loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

3. Hide from pink dogs for they are unholy.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Run away from brown moths, for they are unholy.