Mabbommot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, smart skunk.

Mabbommot created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabbommot, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mabbommot, it will turn you into a mole.

Mabbommot's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Mabbommot's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear copper on your body.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.