Abdobmuthun is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, prudent clam.

Abdobmuthun created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abdobmuthun, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Abdobmuthun, he will strike you with lightening.

Abdobmuthun's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Abdobmuthun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Run away from black ants, for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

5. Put Abdobmuthun first in all things.