Jarngathab is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent bat.

Jarngathab created time and space three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarngathab, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jarngathab, she will laugh at you.

Jarngathab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Jarngathab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

2. Always wash your legs before prayer.

3. Always remove kilts before touching lead.

4. Always count to nine before sleeping.

5. Remain standing during prayer.