Wodgidlad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent capybara.

Wodgidlad created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Wodgidlad, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wodgidlad, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Wodgidlad's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Wodgidlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about fluid mechanics near cats while wearing blue jumpers and balancing seven silver spheres on your head.

2. Always help sick grasshopers.

3. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Wodgidlad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not hop at rivers.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.