Misbustetti is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful hedgehog.

Misbustetti created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Misbustetti, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Misbustetti, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Misbustetti's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Misbustetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Misbustetti on top of all buildings.

3. Never feed oranges to great tits while wearing stockings.

4. Always help sick bats.

5. Never think about deoxyribonucleic acid.