Fatquimragbad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy beaver.

Fatquimragbad created Asia seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatquimragbad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fatquimragbad, he will turn you into a duck.

Fatquimragbad's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fatquimragbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Always help ants.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.