Limwadzen is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, tranquil gnu.

Limwadzen created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limwadzen, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Limwadzen, he will turn you into a worm.

Limwadzen's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Limwadzen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about solid mechanics near doves while wearing pink shoes and balancing nine aluminium spheres on your back.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always look after injured frogs.