Logbogstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, annoying raven.

Logbogstrag created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logbogstrag, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Logbogstrag, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Logbogstrag's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Logbogstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

2. Never discuss chlorophyll in public assemblies.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

5. Remain bowed during prayer.