Fadlatnar is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering chicken.

Fadlatnar created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadlatnar, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Fadlatnar, he will refuse to believe in you.

Fadlatnar's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fadlatnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always obey Fadlatnar's priests.

4. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

5. Do not eat tomatoes.