Nelhudbog is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, humorless slug.

Nelhudbog created the Sun eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nelhudbog, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nelhudbog, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nelhudbog's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Nelhudbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never write about quantum gravity.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. You must love Nelhudbog.

5. Retreat if five turtles approach from the south.