Basttalced Lenlableg is a god.

He takes the form of a large, capable chinchilla.

Basttalced Lenlableg created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Basttalced Lenlableg, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Basttalced Lenlableg, he will not care.

Basttalced Lenlableg's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Basttalced Lenlableg's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Run away from indigo badgers, for they are unholy.

3. Hide from pink turtles for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about special relativity near snails while wearing purple trousers.

5. Never feed aubergines to gulls while wearing violet rings.