Ligsinjon Nigwatget is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, merciful bat.

Ligsinjon Nigwatget created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligsinjon Nigwatget, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Ligsinjon Nigwatget, she will not care at all.

Ligsinjon Nigwatget's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Ligsinjon Nigwatget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always cleanse oil with water.

3. Always remove boots before entering holy places.

4. Never mix coconuts with water.

5. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.