Benstigtim is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, emotional donkey.

Benstigtim created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Benstigtim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Benstigtim, it will torture you forever.

Benstigtim's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Benstigtim's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never feed strawberries to doves while wearing magenta jumpers.

5. Never talk about gravity near bats while wearing orange coats.