Lapbog is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, unselfish hamster.

Lapbog created water five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lapbog, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lapbog, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lapbog's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Lapbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick horses.

2. You must never eat melons.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never wear shoes.