Busrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, astonishing whale.

Busrutt created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Busrutt, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Busrutt, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Busrutt's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Busrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never feed lots of wheat to mice while wearing cyan jumpers.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about enzymes.