Bim is a god.

He takes the form of a large, prudent gerbil.

Bim created a photon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bim, he will jump up and down on your head.

Bim's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bim's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed onions to aardvarks while wearing dresses.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Bim loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

5. Hide if four bats approach from the south.