Bissterdissfub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous slug.

Bissterdissfub created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissterdissfub, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bissterdissfub, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Bissterdissfub's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Bissterdissfub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. You must never eat oranges.