Bitcathom is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing wyrm.

Bitcathom created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitcathom, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bitcathom, she will ignore you.

Bitcathom's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bitcathom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of spinach to voles while wearing white tights.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never go into green rooms.