Kikjamkenarn is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent toad.

Kikjamkenarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikjamkenarn, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kikjamkenarn, it will boil you in a big pot.

Kikjamkenarn's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Kikjamkenarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of parsnips to sharks while wearing violet trousers.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect three tin sculptures of Kikjamkenarn on top of important buildings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must pray to Kikjamkenarn eight times a day.