Budnillnigfarbossnart is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, contented goblin.

Budnillnigfarbossnart created viruses twelve years ago.

If you believe in Budnillnigfarbossnart, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Budnillnigfarbossnart, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Budnillnigfarbossnart's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Budnillnigfarbossnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

2. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Budnillnigfarbossnart on top of all buildings.

5. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.