Ladhabtun is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, kind armadillo.

Ladhabtun created life four years ago.

If you believe in Ladhabtun, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ladhabtun, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Ladhabtun's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Ladhabtun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not chop down trees.