Tifjadrap is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, fast dingo.

Tifjadrap created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tifjadrap, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tifjadrap, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Tifjadrap's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Tifjadrap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats in need.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Never write about moons.