Jigkimdissgudjop is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, quiet wyrm.

Jigkimdissgudjop created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigkimdissgudjop, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Jigkimdissgudjop, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Jigkimdissgudjop's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Jigkimdissgudjop's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jigkimdissgudjop.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jigkimdissgudjop.