Yartcadbag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciless snail.

Yartcadbag created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yartcadbag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yartcadbag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Yartcadbag's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Yartcadbag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics near pigs while wearing purple shirts.