Hubripnar is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, contented centipede.

Hubripnar created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Hubripnar, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hubripnar, he will turn you into a worm.

Hubripnar's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Hubripnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Hubripnar on top of all buildings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.