Fabbomfag is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, sapient meerkat.

Fabbomfag created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabbomfag, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabbomfag, he will send you a sign.

Fabbomfag's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fabbomfag's Holy Commandments

1. Fabbomfag loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Erect four silicon sculptures of Fabbomfag on top of important buildings.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Do not wear purple clothing.

5. Do not eat carrots.