Minxucjanwotgunsagstig Madbonkcad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, all-knowing cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Minxucjanwotgunsagstig Madbonkcad created Asia four billion years ago.

If you believe in Minxucjanwotgunsagstig Madbonkcad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Minxucjanwotgunsagstig Madbonkcad, she will be mildly annoyed.

Minxucjanwotgunsagstig Madbonkcad's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Minxucjanwotgunsagstig Madbonkcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Minxucjanwotgunsagstig Madbonkcad.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.