Gatbomgod is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, unthinking eagle.

Gatbomgod created the Cigar Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatbomgod, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gatbomgod, it will turn you into a sheep.

Gatbomgod's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gatbomgod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow nematodes for they are unholy.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near porpoises while wearing white ear rings and balancing seven silicon spheres on your back.