Fudlanbog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, merciful clam.

Fudlanbog created humankind nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudlanbog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fudlanbog, he will turn you into a goat.

Fudlanbog's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fudlanbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never cross mountains at midnight.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.