Mindotmon is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, witless turtle.

Mindotmon created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mindotmon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mindotmon, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mindotmon's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Mindotmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of secrets.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Always check lakes for frogs.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Never wear coats.