Lunmipjip is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane hare.

Lunmipjip created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Lunmipjip, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Lunmipjip, she will ignore you.

Lunmipjip's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Lunmipjip's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Lunmipjip loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Never think about spacetime near tapirs while wearing fawn coats and balancing six lead spheres on your neck.

5. Never talk about optics near horses while wearing magenta kilts.