Weggidtif is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, blissful raccoon.

Weggidtif created the Sol system six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weggidtif, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Weggidtif, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Weggidtif's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Weggidtif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.