Zenfardiss is a god.

She takes the form of a small, ill-tempered ant.

Zenfardiss created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zenfardiss, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zenfardiss, she will try to impress you with trees.

Zenfardiss' most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Zenfardiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never gather four aardvarks in one place.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Always count to three before sleeping.

5. Never paint your arms pink.