Vantarlig is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, slow wyvern.

Vantarlig created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vantarlig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vantarlig, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vantarlig's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Vantarlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Vantarlig's name in vain.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always help great tits in need.