Karquattaf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish mink.

Karquattaf created a top quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Karquattaf, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Karquattaf, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Karquattaf's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Karquattaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ants.

2. Hide from white nematodes for they are unholy.

3. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.