Hivcimkip is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, idiotic turtle.

Hivcimkip created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivcimkip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hivcimkip, he will torture you forever.

Hivcimkip's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Hivcimkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Always obey Hivcimkip's priests.

3. Never jump near bats.

4. Run away from white snakes, for they are unholy.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.