Hivcimkip is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, idiotic
turtle.
Hivcimkip created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Hivcimkip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Hivcimkip, he will torture you forever.
Hivcimkip's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Hivcimkip's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about peas.
2. Always obey Hivcimkip's priests.
3. Never jump near bats.
4. Run away from white snakes, for they are unholy.
5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.