Vencembiss is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, strong hummingbird.

Vencembiss created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vencembiss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vencembiss, it will strike you with lightening.

Vencembiss' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Vencembiss' Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks in need.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Retreat if four dogs approach from the south.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.

5. Do not listen to music.