Henbatvan is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, loving
elephant.
Henbatvan created a charm quark four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Henbatvan, it will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Henbatvan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Henbatvan's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Henbatvan's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Fast once a month.
5. Do not eat aubergines.