Gebloopgess Migbigrag is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful squirrel.

Gebloopgess Migbigrag created carbon five million years ago.

If you believe in Gebloopgess Migbigrag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gebloopgess Migbigrag, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Gebloopgess Migbigrag's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Gebloopgess Migbigrag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Gebloopgess Migbigrag on top of important buildings.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not take Gebloopgess Migbigrag's name in vain.

5. Hide if four pigs approach from the west.
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