Godfenran is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful rhinoceros.

Godfenran created a top quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Godfenran, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Godfenran, she will make you grow a tail.

Godfenran's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Godfenran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always obey Godfenran's priests.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not keep seven horses in a large pit.

5. Never talk about special relativity near pigs while wearing yellow tights.