Bellgedjon is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful snake.

Bellgedjon created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellgedjon, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bellgedjon, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bellgedjon's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Bellgedjon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Bellgedjon in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never paint your hands purple.

3. Do not keep four capybaras in a large pit.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bellgedjon.

5. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the south.