Nanpanyog Pagnull is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, happy finch.

Nanpanyog Pagnull created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nanpanyog Pagnull, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nanpanyog Pagnull, he will send you a sign.

Nanpanyog Pagnull's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Nanpanyog Pagnull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.