Sanlopdon is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing dryad.

Sanlopdon created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanlopdon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sanlopdon, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sanlopdon's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Sanlopdon's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help geese.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. You must love Sanlopdon.

5. Never skip in the presence of mice.