Tifliglit is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, kind cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tifliglit created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifliglit, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tifliglit, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tifliglit's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Tifliglit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never allow ants to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

4. Do not prepare strawberries while filled with envy.

5. Run away if five moths approach from the east.