Sangomarf is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely small, proud
crow.
Sangomarf created oxygen five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Sangomarf, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Sangomarf, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Sangomarf's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Sangomarf's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
4. Never think about eukaryotes.
5. Respect your elders.