Sangomarf is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, proud crow.

Sangomarf created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sangomarf, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sangomarf, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sangomarf's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Sangomarf's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about eukaryotes.

5. Respect your elders.