Wad is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful meerkat.

Wad created the Sol system five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wad, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wad, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Wad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Wad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight rats approach from the south.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.