Besszodmon is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless lizard.

Besszodmon created light four years ago.

If you believe in Besszodmon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Besszodmon, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Besszodmon's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Besszodmon's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never adorn your legs with white markings.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.