Sadgab is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, merciless capybara.

Sadgab created the Sombrero Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadgab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sadgab, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sadgab's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Sadgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Horses are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.