Mutvagpan is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent
grasshopper.
Mutvagpan created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Mutvagpan, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Mutvagpan, he will manifest in front of you.
Mutvagpan's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Mutvagpan's Holy Commandments1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
2. Learn four new languages a year.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.
4. Do not keep six mice in a large pit.
5. Do not eat gooseberries.