Yogpop is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, egotistical raccoon.

Yogpop created the planet Earth six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogpop, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yogpop, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Yogpop's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Yogpop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always help sick shrews.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Hide from brown hamsters for they are unholy.