Fignegsugflap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, able spider.

Fignegsugflap created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fignegsugflap, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fignegsugflap, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fignegsugflap's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fignegsugflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

2. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.

3. Never hop in the presence of elders.

4. Always obey Fignegsugflap's priests.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.