Hotcamton is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, tiresome wyrm.

Hotcamton created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Hotcamton, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hotcamton, it will strike you with lightening.

Hotcamton's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Hotcamton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near aardvarks while wearing mauve tights and balancing nine carbon spheres on your face.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.