Tentendadwod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing guinea pig.

Tentendadwod created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tentendadwod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tentendadwod, she will not care.

Tentendadwod's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Tentendadwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt great tits.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Always remove shirts before entering holy places.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.