Quillbugbut is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, passionate jaguar.

Quillbugbut created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillbugbut, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Quillbugbut, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Quillbugbut's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Quillbugbut's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never feed lemons to turtles while wearing kilts.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Never write about asteroids.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.