Liblibomt is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, vain raven.

Liblibomt created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Liblibomt, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Liblibomt, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Liblibomt's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Liblibomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Never think ill of sick tortoises.