Ominbepwip is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, happy unicorn.

Ominbepwip created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominbepwip, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Ominbepwip, he will destroy your favourite star.

Ominbepwip's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Ominbepwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record signs concerning asteroids.

2. Never cross crossroads at dusk.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Ominbepwip in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.

5. Do not fashion tools from carbon.