Tailnatbat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, humane chicken.

Tailnatbat created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Tailnatbat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tailnatbat, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tailnatbat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Tailnatbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Tailnatbat must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about amino acids.