Cibkapbat is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, egotistical
lizard.
Cibkapbat created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cibkapbat, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Cibkapbat, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Cibkapbat's most sacred site is Embalam in India.
Cibkapbat's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Never talk about nebulae.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.
5. You must love Cibkapbat.