Nurtbodbigxin is a god.
He takes the form of a small, caring
narwhal.
Nurtbodbigxin created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nurtbodbigxin, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Nurtbodbigxin, he will turn you into a goat.
Nurtbodbigxin's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.
Nurtbodbigxin's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Never write about solid mechanics.
3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.
4. Do not bounce in public.
5. Nurtbodbigxin must be the most important thing in your life.