Nurtbodbigxin is a god.

He takes the form of a small, caring narwhal.

Nurtbodbigxin created the Sombrero Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtbodbigxin, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurtbodbigxin, he will turn you into a goat.

Nurtbodbigxin's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nurtbodbigxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Nurtbodbigxin must be the most important thing in your life.