Dibbedbetgon is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, humane jackal.

Dibbedbetgon created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibbedbetgon, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dibbedbetgon, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dibbedbetgon's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Dibbedbetgon's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying stone.

2. Always obey Dibbedbetgon's priests.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never stain your neck with red.