Stighivkim is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, kind skunk.

Stighivkim created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stighivkim, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stighivkim, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Stighivkim's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Stighivkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Always help sick great tits.

3. Never wear pink skirts.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.
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