Nadzaglop is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking crocodile.

Nadzaglop created oxygen eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadzaglop, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nadzaglop, he will send minions to preach to you.

Nadzaglop's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Nadzaglop's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt hamsters.

2. Heed all signs.

3. Always help horses in need.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Do not prepare grapes while filled with anger.