Mipsaghud is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, stupid seal.

Mipsaghud created the Virgo Supercluster four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipsaghud, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mipsaghud, he will be very sad.

Mipsaghud's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Mipsaghud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Mipsaghud's name in vain.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.